SEC (Not Quite) Rivalry Kit
Mizzou thinks they are going to steamroll to SEC, but history proves other wise. Let the world know how you feel about Mizzou invading your conference.
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SEC radio host owns “We Are Mizzou” d-bags
Mizzou has a proud tradition of embarrassing themselves and their move to a new conference hasn’t slowed them down at all. In case you missed the utterly missable “We Are Mizzou” video here’s the skinny: Three of Mizzou’s finest decided to make a “rap” video last December to promote their best basketball team ever which eventually lost in the first round of of the NCAA tournament despite having a #2 seed.
Now that they are ready to start their first season in the SEC the SEC Press Pass sat them down for an interview and they display an impressive lack of knowledge about their new opponents. Just watch:
Enjoy your weekly beatings Mizzou.
Missouri Promotes Innovation…in Meth
Missouri is very rarely mentioned in conversations about innovation. However, when it comes to meth Missouri is pushing the envelope on new production techniques. After reclaiming it title as Meth Capital of the USA, a local meth addict was inspired to increase the portability of the destructive drug.
A Riverfront Times report tells the story of Jennifer Vaughn who was caught shop lifting at a Wal-Mart near St. Louis. When police were called to investigate they found a “one-pot meth lab was found simmering in a 20-ounce soda bottle in her purse”.
The University of Missouri is looking into awarding Jennifer an innovation scholarship and hope that she can help elevate the status of the institutions struggling research department.
The accompanying news report from KMOV 4 sheds some light on the incidents.
Mizzou Screws Over War Vets
“The University of Missouri takes advantage of veterans by refusing to pay for “cost of attendance” under the state’s “Heroes’ Act” tuition benefits, a class action claims in St. Louis County Court.”
” Dunn and two other named plaintiffs say the schools violated the letter and the intent of the Act, which specifically mentions cost of attendance. They also sued the Missouri Coordinating Board for Higher Education.”
Mizzou must be really broke if it has to cheat war vets out of tuition fees.
On Mizzou official was quoted as saying “We figured they were too busy defending our country to notice the money we were taking from them.”
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