Muck Fizzou

A Handshake and…

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:53:30 +0000

Mike Alden shakes the hands of each referee after a generously called game.

I find this video interesting in that MU Athletic Director shakes each of the officials hands who called a questionable game against Kansas in the final installment of the Border War in Mizzou’s Paige Arena. If I were him I would do everything possible to not lose that game.

Mizzou Proudly Supports Segregation

admin — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:01:43 +0000

Mizzou puts another feather in it’s racist cap by supporting segregated homecomings. Apparently they think it is a good idea to have a campus wide homecoming and separate Black Homecoming.

It is a shame that MU, who many have thought invented Homecoming, can’t seem to reconcile racial differences during what is supposed to be a time where MU alumni and students come together to celebrate all things Mizzou.

Either they were trying to impress the SEC or they still don’t get that racial segregation has come and gone.

Source: The Maneater

Mizzou Football Coach Arrested for DWI

admin — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:56:40 +0000

It always amazes me how good the University of Missouri is at finding trouble. If it’s not hiring a head basketball coach accused of paying players it’s their football team drinking and driving like it’s going out of style. Now we know where they get it.

Missouri head football coach Gary Pinkel was arrested on November 16 for a DWI offense. You can see the quite comical sobriety test below. Some high lights include when he is asked to count backward form 73 to 62 he responds “I can’t do that normally, are you kidding me?”

You should expect to see plenty of “Gary Drinkel” signs at Mizzou road games form now on.

Big 12 Upgrade

admin — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:24:42 +0000

News that the SEC will be taking Mizzou off the Big 12′s hands has been coupled with a report that West Virginia will join the Big 12 in 2013-14. With this the Big 12 has managed to unload one of it’s least desired assets and land a school that can make Final Fours and BCS Bowls. Even better than trading a good athletic school for a mediocre one, the Big 12 has finally rid itself of Mizzou fans. Big win for the Big 12.

Mizzou’s SEC Application

admin — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:33:00 +0000

Muck Fizzou has obtained a copy of Mizzou’s application to join the SEC. Looks like they will fit right in.

Questions via: Saturday Night Slant

Late Night at Mizzou

admin — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:39:35 +0000

This is a real image from Mizzou’s Late Night “event” which signifies the first night the team can practice. As you can see their notoriously bad fans showed up in droves.
via: kougar24

KU Dominates MU in Quiddich Match

admin — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:33:14 +0000

The Jayhawks and Tigers met in Lawrence on September 18 to engage in the Harry Potter inspired sport of Quiddich. In an unsurprising result Kansas won the best of 3 matches event 2-0 proving that Kansas dominance of Missouri reaches into the realm of the imaginary as well.

Image from: University Daily Kansan

Not too surprising to see Mizzou sporting a black wifee beater and jean shorts. image via UDK

Source: University Daily Kansan

Frank Haith Likes to Party

admin — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:32:16 +0000

Former Miami head basketball coach Frank Haith has found himself in hot water in the wake of the “U” scandal involving prominent booster Nevin Shapiro. Among the allegations being made against Haith are that he knew Shapiro paid a Miami recruit $10,000 and that he would frequently visit strip clubs with Shapiro and Miami players.

It is bad timing for Haith as these pictures have surfaced of several of his recruiting “events”.

The Outlaw Josey Wales Hates Missouri Too

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:26:02 +0000

Mizzou Let’s Down Black Athletes

admin — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 19:33:13 +0000

Riverfront Times: Black Mizzou Hoopsters Graduate Far Less Often Than Their White Counterparts

According to a study of 64 teams in the men’sNCAA Division I Tournament, Mizzou’s black basketball players show a 25 percent graduation rate. For white Mizzou players — a pretty rare breed in the last ten years — the rate was 100 percent.

Between this and all the racial discrimination at Mizzou I’m not really sure why a black athlete would want to play there. Is it really worth it to put up with the constant racial tension if the school isn’t even trying to graduate you?